Irony died today…

Orange County, CA. — Irony died today as a man used his computer powered by a government-regulated power grid and connected to the internet, based on technology developed by taxpayer-funded and government-controlled Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), to tell his friends that he doesn’t “get ANY benefit from government.”

Yes, this happened. The horror.

Irony was estimated to have been between thirteen billion and six thousand years of age, depending on who you ask.  Irony is survived by lack of self awareness and cognitive dissonance.  Both were available for comment, and haven’t really shut up since.

Author: Wiesman

Husband, father, video game developer, liberal, and perpetual Underdog.

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